Financial Dictionary Revisited

Some classics:

  • Bull Market: a random market movement causing an investor to mistake him or herself for a master stock picker.
  • Bear Market: an extended period of time when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no presents and the husband gets no sex.
  • Long-term Investment: a easy short-term trade that went wrong.
  • Commission: one of the only reliable ways to make money on Wall Street.

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